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		<title>Wells Compares Elizabeth May to Buzz</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 22:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wells goes over the top, and I guess he did it on purpose, because look, I&#8217;m writing about his ridiculous comparison. To compare one of Canada&#8217;s leading environmentalists, and the leader of the Green Party to traditionally pro-establishment/NDP and environment-ambivalent Buzz Hargrove, is frankly absurd.
Channeling my inner-Wells, let me just say that Stephen Dion is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.macleans.ca/2008/05/14/buzz-may">Wells goes over the top</a>, and I guess he did it on purpose, because look, I&#8217;m writing about his ridiculous comparison. To compare one of Canada&#8217;s leading environmentalists, and the leader of the Green Party to traditionally pro-establishment/NDP and <a href="http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/04/25/liberals-mock-conservatives-record-on-the-environment">environment-ambivalent Buzz Hargrove</a>, is frankly absurd.</p>
<p>Channeling my inner-Wells, let me just say that <em>Stephen Dion</em> is Canada&#8217;s worst hybrid nightmare because it would never call an election, but if it did, it&#8217;d be sure to let other MPs vote about it while it leaves the room.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s also a whole schwack of commenters on Wells&#8217; blog who seem to think it&#8217;s a good idea to exclude smaller political parties from televised debates.  If televised time isn&#8217;t going to swing an election, why did the Conservatives try so hard to cheat an extra ~$1.2 worth of airtime out of the last election? Do the mainstream parties have buddies running defense at the head of the TV and media stations running the next televised debate? They&#8217;ll keep May out of the spotlight for those short hours, because they know it will strengthen the slide of voters away from the Conservatives, Liberals, and NDP.</p>
<p>UPDATE: May has responded, not really to this, but to the next smear, and that&#8217;s one where the <a href="http://www.greenparty.ca/en/node/4615">Conservatives are vividly SMACKED down</a>. If there were any justice, talk radio would be playing Nelson from the Simpsons saying HA HA after reading what Harper said about Canada, compared to what May just wrote. If the Cons are going to open that &#8220;pride in country&#8221; can of worms, they are going to get vermicomposted!</p>
<blockquote><p>The drive by smear of my reputation attacked my love of country. It claimed I had said Canada had the worst government on earth. The Harper lackeys claimed this showed “shocking ignorance of the deplorable human rights situations faced by other people around the world.&#8221; I am quite well aware of shocking human rights situations. We held a press conference last week decrying the human rights abuses of the government of Colombia and urging that Canada not proceed with a new trade pact with Colombia. What I said at the Global Greens Congress in Sao Paulo (and anyone can see it on YouTube was part of a speech on climate change, setting out the response of governments around the world to the climate crisis:</p>
<p>“I am ashamed to admit that the Canadian government is now the worst in the world.” </p>
<p>[&#8230;]</p>
<p>What is galling about being attacked is that I believe Canadians are the most blessed people on earth, living in a beautiful and wealthy country, one that prizes community and shared well-being. I am fiercely loyal to Canada and regard receiving the honour of being an Officer of the Order of Canada as the greatest of all honours. (By the way, none of the other leaders have received the Order of Canada). Having received it, I stand on guard for Canada. So the gall of these nasty little minions in issuing a press release attacking my love of country began to raise my ire.</p>
<p>And then the irony hit me. Who do we know who went about attacking those very qualities that makes Canada such an incredibly generous and wonderful place to live?</p>
<p>These are <strong>quotes from Prime Minister Harper</strong> when he headed the National Citizens Coalition.</p>
<p>Here’s one from a letter he wrote to the National Post in 1997:</p>
<p><strong>“Canada appears content to become a second tier socialistic country, boasting ever more loudly about its economy and social services to mask its second rate status.”</strong></p>
<p>Or this one from 1997, which was part of a speech he delivered to the right wing Council for National Policy:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051213/elxn_harper_speech_text_051214/20051214/">“Canada is a Northern European welfare state in the worst sense of the term and very proud of it.”</a></strong></p>
<p>And he made that statement in the United States. Hard not to see a real problem with love of country in those speeches. </p></blockquote>
<p>&#8211;<br />
Hat tip to <a href="http://section15.blogspot.com/2008/05/whos-afraid-of-elizabeth-may-and-is-she.html">Mark</a>, and also to <a href="http://section15.blogspot.com/2008/05/conservative-party-libels-on-its.html">Mike</a> of <a href="http://rationalreasons.blogspot.com/">RationalReasons</a>.</p>
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		<title>Only the Company of Thieves</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 18:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine having no one check on you, for almost 30 years. It&#8217;s hard to imagine that happening in an apartment building, but somehow, Europe pulled it off. Neighbours broke into the apartment of a dead woman, and they found her.. in bed.. dead. They were understandably startled. No word in the story if they&#8217;ll be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine having <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/16/croatia.body.ap/index.html">no one check on you</a>, for almost 30 years. It&#8217;s hard to imagine that happening in an apartment building, but somehow, Europe pulled it off. Neighbours broke into the apartment of a dead woman, and they found her.. in bed.. dead. They were understandably startled. No word in the story if they&#8217;ll be charged with breaking and entering, if that&#8217;s even a crime in Croatia right now?</p>
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		<title>Saskatchewan Doesn&#8217;t Like to be Outdone by Alberta</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 15:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, there isn&#8217;t everything we should try just because Alberta does it first, and bigger.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, there <a href="http://ken-chapman.blogspot.com/2008/05/more-dead-ducks-this-time-it-is.html">isn&#8217;t everything we should try</a> just because Alberta does it first, and bigger.</p>
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		<title>How to Turn On an XO Laptop</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 12:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I created a silly little video tutorial (maybe NSFW) that shows you how to open, and then turn off/on an OLPC XO laptop.

    
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- YouTube star Lisa Nova does a commercial in my video, in an effort to boost views, and perhaps convince YouTube to find a solution to the cleavage [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I created a silly little video tutorial (maybe NSFW) that shows you how to open, and then turn off/on an OLPC <a href="http://www.laptop.org">XO</a> laptop.</p>
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<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/76TvlyaZZFQ"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/76TvlyaZZFQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object><br />
[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76TvlyaZZFQ">video link</a>]<br />
- YouTube star <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/LisaNova">Lisa Nova</a> does a commercial in my video, in an effort to boost views, and perhaps convince YouTube to find a solution to the <em>cleavage question</em> &#8212; <a href="http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2008/05/15/beat-the-youtube-sellouts/">what will stop people from inserting unrelated breast shots into videos</a>, so they have a sexy thumbnail, and thus more clicks?</p>
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		<title>Beat The YouTube Sellouts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 00:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can&#8217;t beat them, tie them!



Lisa Nova offers up some neo-cheesecake video clips that you can insert into your dull, practical videos that don&#8217;t naturally contain cleavage at the chronological centre of your online videos. YouTube classically creates a thumbnail of your video based on the middle-most frame of your video. This has driven [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you can&#8217;t beat them, tie them!</p>
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<param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBfdZf5GHKw&#038;hl=en"></param>
<param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBfdZf5GHKw&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
<p>Lisa Nova <a href="http://www.lisanovalive.com/">offers up</a> some neo-cheesecake video clips that you can insert into your dull, practical videos that don&#8217;t naturally contain cleavage at the chronological centre of your online videos. YouTube classically creates a <em>thumbnail </em>of your video based on the middle-most frame of your video. This has driven vloggers for more than a year now, to force a non-sequitur frame of an attractive woman into the middle of their otherwise non-woman-related video. The result is that the most popularly viewed videos on the daily top 20 list, contains 90% boobs, with a smattering of celebrities in various non-boob-revealing positions. Lame-o.</p>
<p>Hmm, I wonder if I could save YouTube by offering up some Saskboy beefcake video clips? HAHAHAHAH!</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t leave a comment, I may be forced to produce such a video!</p>
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		<title>Florida: Where 15 + 11 Months = 16 Years</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 18:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is pretty sad. I also think these victims are not taking the safest route to justice or their healing.
This kind of story makes me nervous about visiting Florida in the future.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/05/15/rape.online/index.html">pretty sad</a>. I also think these victims are not taking the safest route to justice or their healing.<br />
This kind of story makes me nervous about visiting Florida in the future.</p>
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		<title>Is Your School Rebranding?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 16:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The CollegeHumour site isn&#8217;t always very good, but this video nails cheesy college promotional videos.
Here&#8217;s some rebranding of the past.
Curious about rebranding? Me neither, it reeks of consulting paradigm 1337 speak.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The CollegeHumour site isn&#8217;t always very good, but this video <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1812947">nails cheesy college promotional videos</a>.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some rebranding <a href="http://skylarkd.blogspot.com/2006/06/memorial-university-no-longer-of.html">of the past</a>.</p>
<p>Curious about rebranding? Me neither, it reeks of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebranding">consulting paradigm 1337 speak</a>.</p>
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		<title>Presta Changeo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 04:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got my bike wheel replaced (the original was stolen a couple weeks ago) at Dutch Cycle. They sold me a $20 used wheel, with a $2 magnet for my computer/speedometer. That&#8217;s better than the $35 estimate I got on Saturday. Except I&#8217;ll have to find a pump that can work with a Presta valve.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got my bike wheel replaced (the original was stolen a couple weeks ago) at Dutch Cycle. They sold me a $20 used wheel, with a $2 magnet for my computer/speedometer. That&#8217;s better than the $35 estimate I got on Saturday. Except I&#8217;ll have to find a pump that can work with a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presta_valve">Presta valve</a>.</p>
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