Do Mushrooms Grow on the Dark Side of the Moon?

The World Wide Web is easy to get tangled in. I started out looking at photos of the Moon transiting Earth, as seen from space! And I ended up reading about False Morels.
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From there I started wondering about what the far side of the Moon looks like, since I haven’t really bothered to commit it to memory when I’ve seen it on a poster years ago. Many people refer to the far side as the “dark side”, but they are not the same thing except when the Moon is full (as seen from Earth). On a New Moon, the near side that we typically see, is the dark side of the Moon.

It is completely amazing to me that we hadn’t seen most of the far side until the space age. It’s not like we’d have another way, but it just seems wrong that we’d know so much more about the visible features of distant planets like Jupiter, and nothing about the size of the South Pole Aitken basin crater on the Moon.

From that page I started reading about the Clementine probe, because the name was familiar. And then I was learning about the toxic rocket fuel that I’d heard about before — Monomethyl Hydrazine. The name of the fuel was familiar to me after hearing of the spy satellite several months ago, that was shot down.

It turns out that monomethyl hydrazine is found in trace amounts in False Morel mushrooms, and also the kind you can buy at your local store.

An no, Table Mushrooms don’t grow on the Moon. But in an odd sort of way, they kind of help us get there.