Quantum Physics is Easy! - when you make it up.

Just make up quantum particles, and you are on your way to being a Bogonologist.

It’s not often that a Wiki article makes me laugh out loud. There’s something superbly humourous about politicians emitting bogons, and computers and tax payers acting as bogon sinks. And now I wonder if “fat electrons” are attracted mostly to skinny protons. Everything in the universe seems to want mostly what it isn’t.