Conservative Party Enhanced Transparency

I feel sorry for people who didn’t realize this happens. Anyone who has read blogs for even a few months, then listens to a talk radio hears the same tired talking points not only from radio hosts and frequent callers of the Conservative bend, but also others who get their kool-aid and unoriginality from different pitchers.

The Conservatives describe the practice as state-of-the-art politicking. A party spokesman said the practice offers enhanced transparency, and is used elsewhere in the world.

… in fine places like Burma, China, Rhodesia, Venezuela, Columbia, and parts of former East Germany.

“Enhanced transparency”. Gotta love it, eh? Also known as, “opaqueness“. Expect to hear it a lot on talk radio soon.


More comedy gold from the Canadian Press (same as Yahoo link):

Next time you’re listening to your favourite radio phone-in show, those pro-Conservative opinions you hear from callers might not be as spontaneous as they sound.

To my trained ear, pro-Conservative callers rarely sound spontaneous. They repeat the same things you’d hear on Fox News, or read on Small Dead Animals days or even years earlier. Even if they think it’s their own thought and life they are relaying to listeners, the speaker sounds like a broken record to me, never with a new twist or a real solution. The ideas are all full of holes or worse, lies. Heck, half of John Gormley Live’s Conservative callers couldn’t pass a Turing Test!


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