Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy

This meme is based loosely on April Reign’s 10 Reasons meme, and Scott Tribe’s 6 Things meme. It’s the only meme in the world where the only unchanging rule is that you make your own meme rules. My bonus rule is that I need to be as immodest as possible while making this list. If anyone has a problem with the content of this list, see rule 1.

1. I made it.
2. It has on it what I want to write and usually what I want to read later.
3. The length is perfect.
4. The font size is ideal for my eyes.
5. I thought of this meme before you did.
6.
7. I can skip entries in a list to save time.
8. I can end lists early to save myself work.

10. I can come back to a completed list and add more if I want to.
10.5 I don’t have to pick sequential or whole numbers, and the total in the list doesn’t have to match what’s in the title of the meme.
11. I can decline to tag someone to continue this, but I can also re-tag someone who has previously tagged me, thus making it a tag-loop-of-doom, bringing the Internet down in a recursive loop of introspection and repetition.

I tag Scott Tribe, Jon Swift, 1337 Hax0r, Megan, Miss Cellania, and Zhu. They must tag 3 people each, or else David Hasselhoff will be afflicted with another drinking problem, Stephen Harper will remain in government for 20 more years, Kentucky will morph into the genesis of the new Soviet Union, and China won’t get to host the Olympics ever again.

Tagees are also encouraged to modify their prophecies of doom, for those who they tag, should they not choose to accept their mission.