The mysterious “Green Blob” is poised to conquer the dastardly “Provincial Divisio” in the coming battle of the ages. The province is at stake! If the Blob loses, Saskatchewan is history! All signs are pointing toward a remote possibility that the Blob will emerge victorious. He[?] needs your support!
The NDP said, “It’s obviously a male blob. Where’s gender parity in the Green Party?” The Conservatives shrugged, and remarked that the Green Blob is seen frequently in the tailing ponds of northern Alberta, and can be easily intimidated by soap and fiery sticks. The Liberals responded by pointing out the Greens were welcome to run David Orchard as their candidate instead. The Rhinos said, “There’s a byelection?”
Yes, apparently there is a by-election. St. Patrick’s Day is when it rolls around — sounds like a good day to vote Green if you have the chance. I seem to remember hearing something of it coming up, but I’ve been a little out of the political loop lately. Pardon me if I’m as slow as my imaginary Rhino Party spokesrhino.
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huffb1 | 28-Jan-08 at 10:52 pm | Permalink
there would be more chance of me voting for the Rhino Party then the Green Party.
seriously though, who is the Green blob?
JimBobby | 29-Jan-08 at 7:49 am | Permalink
Whooee! Is that blob David Orchard?
JB
John Murney | 29-Jan-08 at 11:49 pm | Permalink
Oh good, a blob to vote for.
Barry | 30-Jan-08 at 4:40 pm | Permalink
The only rational vote is for the Green Party.
Saskboy | 30-Jan-08 at 5:00 pm | Permalink
I agree, I’d rather vote for a Green Blob than some of those other parties actual candidates.