Demonstrating that everything funny has already been done…
Friday, December 28th, 2007…A Montreal man has come up with the idea to sell his unwanted snow, on eBay… several years after I made the same attempt. I couldn’t get anyone to bid after they realized that the auction stipulated that they had to pick up the snow and remove it themselves, rather than having it shipped to them in mint condition.
UPDATE: The snow sold!
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Hat tip to Huffb1
Question from: repairsinsa:
i may also be interested in some of the snow. . snow is such a novelty here in texas, im sure some of the mexicans will pay top dollar for it. . . if i can get it resold in time.——————–
I replied:
The auction is for the whole lot only, sorry, I hate to break up the set. Someone else recommended I set up a dutch auction of snowballs, but I don’t think I will.
I’m afraid it is a little too warm for snow to survive a trip south of Kansas right now, so I think you’re outta luck on this idea.——————-
Is this snow guaranteed not to melt?
What size truck will I need for local pickup and would I need a front end loader? Will they be someone there to load the truck by hand if I cant afford a front end loader?
Have you been the only owner or did some of the snow belong to family next door and blow over into your yard, if so did you get permission to sell there snow?
Did this snow come from Siberia? What do you think I can sell it for down in the Florida Keys maybe a road side stand in Keywest and sell by the Lb.
Thank You
Snowing South
——————–Question from: ka8drg
Title of item: All of the SNOW in my yard. Local pickup only
Seller: computer_saskboy
Starts: Jan-30-04 11:29:48 PST
Ends: Feb-09-04 11:29:48 PST
Price: Starts at EUR 1.95——————-
Have you considered a dutch auction for individual snowballs? Some of us lack the yard space for such quantities.
And you should really reconsider on the shipping issue–I don’t think the US Postal Service minds transporting packages leaking unkown fluids. Of course, I could be wrong…Question from: kwickdraw9
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Can you please describe the snow? Is it the fine, dry type or the wet sticky type. I’m in need of the wet sticky type for snow fort building.Question from: leonzliss
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Hat tip
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I watched a few movies while on vacation the last few days. “Music and Lyrics” [6/10] was a Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore movie which was an entertaining romantic comedy. Canadian made “Like Mother Like Daughter” [4/10] was a made for TV film about a mother who seeks to solve her daughter’s murder. “Stranger than Fiction” is a great Will Ferrel drama which I’ve seen before, but it was worth rewatching. Pun intended for those who’ve seen it. “Hairspray” [8/10] is a musical and had John Travolta as an overweight mother of a feisty ’50s teenager fixated on racial integration and dancing her days away on a local TV show.
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Oh Dear II
On the trip back from Wood Mountain after Boxing Day dinner, Ashley and I encountered a massive buck a few meters from our vehicle’s headlights. I think she saw it dart out of the ditch first from my side, even though I was driving, and yelled out something like, “look out!” before I swerved into the left lane. We were a few kilometers north of Assiniboia, and no traffic was anywhere near us, but I saw a large three post sign in the ditch ahead, and we were fishtailing out of control as I tried to regain control of the car. We sailed past the deer still going at least 90km/h, but our speed and the frost on the highway was making my steering corrections fail with every attempt. About three times the rear of the vehicle was moving perpendicular to where I was trying to drive to, and we ended up in the ditch, tail first, on the other side of the road. Fortunately we went in perfectly angled (albeit backwards) so I was able to brake and both miss the sign, and stop the car at the bottom of the decline without rolling.
The car had stalled, and I was unsure of tire damage, but a high five was in order for avoiding catastrophic bumper failure (and animal/human death). I checked the tires which were still inflated although burnt slightly from the 180 degree abuse, and drove out of the nearly snow-free ditch when the highway was clear. I hope that deer pooped himself, or was thankful for the effort I made to save its life. Can deer be thankful?
I had hoped that I wouldn’t ever have a deer encounter to top this last significant one, but at least none have made contact. Still, I don’t like the direction my near misses are moving in. I do think a video of the event would have been awesome, but I’m happier not having the wrecked car/body photos to go with the blog post. Wonder what a camera installed in the car would cost though… ;-)
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I’ll be on TV with this person next month:



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