Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy

Based largely on the success of my “2007 year in review” written in 2006 with Ashley, I present our predictions for 2008. If I get any more right, I may have to start charging a psychic fee. I just want you to know you get these predictions while they are still free ;-)

PETA goes after Small Dead Animals, only to find out they are only a political blog, and don’t sell meat or fur.

Baskin and Robins invents the “Sidewalk Smoothie” to compliment “Rocky Road”.

The Hamilton Tigercats make it to the Grey Cup… only to lose in the last minute.

The TV writers strike ends, and millions of people leave The Teleban to drain their brains into the boob tube once more.

Saskboy makes an appearance on live TV, totally nude, while people applaud.

The Internet is shaken after it’s revealed that Facebook is operated entirely by monkeys bent on enslaving humanity!

When Hillary Clinton wins the US presidential election, Americans realize they’ve been ruled by Bushes and Clintons for over 24 years. Sadness ensues, despite the page being turned on all male presidents.

There will be more people growing gardens in 2009, after 2008 is a bit of an economic wake up call.

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You may notice that there are only 8. The other two have been censored by the FCC and CRTC, respectively.