Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy

I was in Old Fashioned Foods in Regina today, for the first time. I was browsing, looking for new things I might like to try. On the list of things I didn’t buy, I found some dandelion leaf tea[?], and in the shampoo section I saw something that I’d heard about on the Internet… It was a DivaCup, a female menstrual product. I say “female menstrual product” because if there was a male menstrual product, it would “make you bleed harder, faster, and longer” which I’m told by Ashley is a running joke amongst women about boastful men. I was thinking a male menstrual product is probably beer, as it makes the symptoms of PMS less noticeable to some men, when they get too drunk to notice.

On the box of the $34 “menstrual solution” was “Storage bag and Diva lapel pin included!” Lapel pin? You mean someone would wear a pin indicating what type of method they use to catch menstrual blood? Is this the same marketing genius that came up with the often mocked on the Interwebs: Always - “Have a happy period.”?

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In A Buck or Two, I found a new battery for my watch for just $2 (and it was a name brand lithium!) and overheard a cashier telling another about a passed out stoner in another store, who had stolen things, and mall security had refused to search or remove the man. The woman ended up searching him to get back the things he took. It sounded like he woke up himself, and left four hours later.