Follow-up to Two Girls One Cup: with a poem

Some blog navel gazing:
After I wrote about the disgusting fetish video “2 girls 1 cup” several days ago, my blog’s traffic has been flooded with people looking for what is rumored to be one of the most gross videos popularized by the Internet. The number of people looking for an original copy of the video (which has been pulled from most major online video providers like YouTube) has shattered my previous daily visit records. More than 1000, 1350, and 950 people visited my blog in 3 days, up from a recent average of about 400.

I have to wonder now if by including the words “2 boys 1 cup” in this post, if I’ll end up being found by people even more twisted than the creators of the female version. If someone hasn’t made a male version of the video yet, I’d be quite surprised. However, this is not an invitation to show me, or even tell me if it exists. My supper needs to stay down.

Maybe these other made up headlines will attract the mindless hordes who contribute nothing to the Internet besides power through clicks:

Paris Hilton uses drugs
Britney Spears eats a duck
Amy Whinehouse downs a drink
George Bush licks a taser

Fox News tells the truth
Stephen Harper makes us think
Rona Ambrose isn’t nude
Star Wars needs better lasers