You Tube is sometimes amusing, and sometimes informative, but it can also be completely gross. While reading a Toronto blog last week (they are so much more worldly over there in the big city) I had the misfortune of hearing about “2 Girls 1 Cup” which is a fetish video that is inexplicably poopular on the “Intarwebs”. Bewildered that anyone of the “information age” could still be grossed out to the point of vomiting just by watching a video, I decided I had to try watching it myself.
I didn’t get past the first 10 seconds before I shut it off. The reaction videos of the people nearly vomiting should have been a clue not to try watching it. If people are puking, run!
Here’s what happened:
I suppose if you don’t have any syrup of ipecac handy, and you’ve just drank a bottle of pepto-bismol by mistake, you can use YouTube (and related streaming video sites) for good and not just evil.
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Rosie | 13-Nov-07 at 10:40 am | Permalink
ok, so i watched the whole thing, and I don’t believe its real poo. It did make me gag, but then I really thought about it. (well, you can tell it was a slow night). I think they gave themselves an enema with cookie dough or something. Mind you, thats gross on its own, but c’mon, do you REALLY think poo looks like that? maybe horse poo, but not human poo. And, yes, I have seen my fair share of poo.
Later in the video they are making themselves puke, which is also disturbing, but again, not as gross with oatmeal cookie dough as real poo. Just my two cents.
Saskboy | 13-Nov-07 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
I’d forgotten that I had a reader who is a poo expert :-)
Rosie | 13-Nov-07 at 1:50 pm | Permalink
poo’s my thing. not in the 2 girls one cup kinda way though ;)
Saskboy | 13-Nov-07 at 4:22 pm | Permalink
OK, this is pretty gross too. Look at my most popular page visited today:
275 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/11/13/two-girls-one-cup-part-of-whats-wrong-with-the-internet/
Saskboy | 13-Nov-07 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
Alright, the stats are getting even more scary. By being on the first page of Google results, sick & or curious people around the world have visited this page over 1300 times! It breaks my one day unique visitor record, set previously by Small Dead Animals visitors, which usually come in about a set of 700 or more a day.
I also notice that when my regular readership gets drowned out by the masses, so too do the Firefox stats. I get a more accurate glimpse at the Internet.
Right now 193 IE7 visitors stack up with 135 Firefox users, 123 IE6, and 26 Safari users. As IE increases, brain activity decreases.
Reason86 | 14-Nov-07 at 4:23 pm | Permalink
Where can i find the actual site of this video?
Reason86 | 14-Nov-07 at 4:24 pm | Permalink
Where can i find this video? i want to see what all the fuss is about!
Saskboy | 14-Nov-07 at 5:20 pm | Permalink
Reason86, I don’t remember where I saw the original, but it’s safe to say that a Google Search will turn it up on some non-YouTube video site. If my re-enactment isn’t enough to have you stop bothering with seeing it, I have to wonder about your sexual intentions.
Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy » Blog Archive » Follow-up to Two Girls One Cup: with a poem | 16-Nov-07 at 11:11 pm | Permalink
[...] blog navel gazing: After I wrote about the disgusting fetish video “2 girls 1 cup” several days ago, my blog’s traffic has been flooded with people looking for what is rumored [...]
PSoTD | 17-Nov-07 at 7:11 am | Permalink
Two Girls, One Cup, One Barf Bag…
Call me old-fashioned but I’m a little unsettled that internet
entertainment has devolved down to watching people eat……
Alexee | 20-Nov-07 at 6:31 pm | Permalink
All i find is reactions everywhere! I don’t easily get grossed out, but i really want to know what this 2 girls 1 cup thing is all about!
Perhaps you could post or show me the website that i can see this video?
If soo, thanxx.
Saskboy | 20-Nov-07 at 8:31 pm | Permalink
Alexee, you’ll find it if you keep looking, but really it’s for the best that you don’t see it. It’s just a stupid poop fetish porn video.
raymi | 23-Nov-07 at 1:25 am | Permalink
dude just tell them already why be so arrogant about it?
2girls1cup.com
Saskboy | 23-Nov-07 at 6:05 am | Permalink
I’m not being arrogant Raymi, I didn’t know where it came from, and I didn’t dig back into your archives to see the first instance of it. Why bother, I don’t have to help people find porn on the Internet!?
raymi | 24-Nov-07 at 11:20 am | Permalink
fair enough, i thought you were taking a stand or something.
john | 26-Nov-07 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
wat website is two girl one cup at real
Saskboy | 26-Nov-07 at 11:14 pm | Permalink
OK, this keeps getting creepier. Last night Rider fans managed to eclipse the people desperately searching for this gross video, but today the hordes looking for poop videos on the Internet has created another one day visit record for my blog.
3569 visits, and over 2820 people.
hfhfhy | 29-Nov-07 at 9:59 pm | Permalink
2girls1cup.com is the site
J. B. | 01-Dec-07 at 1:19 am | Permalink
The best reaction I’ve seen is this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkCZ0ug2iY
It’s not over the top. Just a person who is honestly and sincerely grossed out!
serena okemow | 03-Dec-07 at 1:51 pm | Permalink
wow it was really cool
TheDrugAgainstWar | 06-Dec-07 at 8:38 pm | Permalink
One of the “Cup Girls” is back! NO POOP THIS TIME ;)
http://www.Edit by Admin: Sorry, people can find that stuff without links to it being on my blog. If you want to talk about something, fine. If you want to advertise something, get your own site.]
liberty | 10-Dec-07 at 10:18 pm | Permalink
long live 2 girls one cup. Freedom to do, freedom to watch, freedom to reply. Freedom…
If you dont wanna see it just dont see it. If you dont like it… nearly no one does but it’s nice to know it can be made and can be viewed without rules to forbid it.
Has long has it does not crosses or takes someone else freedom it’s ok. No one forced you to see it.And if it did then it’s not the videos producers fault but from the one who forced you.
Freedom is the nicest thing in the world.
Ashley | 11-Dec-07 at 5:09 pm | Permalink
I could easily argue against this by discussing the circumstances that lead women to work in the porn industry (aka FORCE), but I really don’t feel like arguing with someone so obviously naive. Since “liberty” is all about freedom, and no “rules to forbid,” this person obviously supports child porn as well, as long as the child doesn’t say no.
liberty | 11-Dec-07 at 10:55 pm | Permalink
Excuse me if the expression is not right but I’m not a native English speaker. But you seem to put words on other people text too easily. That denotes your true nature of argue when speaking of child pornography has being the some. But on someone so obviously bright has you the sentence “adults consent” must not ring any bell to your higher intelect. Don’t misunderstand naive has clear thought on something. You and me obviously have nothing in common on what people are taken to do. But on principles if something goes against my moral values no money in the world can make it the other way so if you are “AKA FORCED” to do something and now regret it for life that is your problem. I have no skeletons in my closet. What about you?
Ashley | 12-Dec-07 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
Sorry liberty, but I can’t read your english in that second post.
Melissa fratus | 13-Dec-07 at 7:43 am | Permalink
I think that is the most discushting thing i will ever see in my whole life. jk
that's nasty | 15-Dec-07 at 12:35 am | Permalink
holy motherfucker that is the nastyist stuff i have ever seen
how can you violate yourself like that
Jessica | 24-Jan-08 at 7:22 pm | Permalink
It’s not poo! its peanut butter…seriously
Saskboy | 24-Jan-08 at 11:33 pm | Permalink
It’s still not worth watching. Someone would have to have a serious poop fetish to subject themselves to it.
Whippish | 16-Feb-08 at 11:23 pm | Permalink
Broken links everywhere, and if not that then you have to download something or post your credit card number. All the stupid reaction videos got my attention. I couldn’t imagine anything on the internet making you literally gag and practically throw up. So I figured I’d try to find it, to see for myself.
It’s retarded and a waste of time to watch it but it’s nothing to puke over.
http://www.vewgle.com/showthread.php?p=16780
Tashaaa; | 28-Apr-08 at 4:06 pm | Permalink
Oooooooosssshhh 2 girls 1 cup has nothing on that man that has sex with a horse then dies video! U don’t see him die obviously. But the sex bit is freeeeakin graphic. U think it’ll be lightweight like I did… that u wudnt be able to c much… but u see EVERYTHING. Even when the horse.. Errrr… if ur intrigued try n find it somewhere on the internet its WRONG and SICK and me and my mate that watched it together didn’t speak for hours is disbelief. But in life I think its something that you’ll never be able to get ur head around unless u witness it!