Tim pointed me to a Swiftian Dilbert blog entry. Personally I think my SUV runs smoother and cleaner using veal or babies as fuel. In any case, using poor humans or young children as fuel would qualify as “serious misconduct” if you’re part of the US Army. I got that fact from Stageleft.
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Jaybird | 24-Apr-07 at 9:07 am | Permalink
I’m thinking of converting my car to run on an endangered species of owl. If fuel prices get up to what they are supposed to, it might be cheaper.
Green Assassin Brigade | 24-Apr-07 at 9:48 am | Permalink
The technology of thermal depolymerization was touted about 2 years ago as a anything to oil process taking garbage, ofal, tires and converting them safely into their raw constituent materials as well as various hydro carbon products. The artice actually calculated the fuel created by processing a person.
“”Unlike other solid-to-liquid-fuel processes such as cornstarch into ethanol, this one will accept almost any carbon-based feedstock. If a 175-pound man fell into one end , he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water. “”
full article http://www.mindfully.org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03.htm
If Harper keeps beefing up he’ll be perfect feedstock, this might be a more efficient way of dealing with funerals and can destroy many pathagens including BSE.