Comments on: Instructions in Engrish made by and for stoners? http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/ News, Insights, and Humour Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:23:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Saskboy http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-20828 Saskboy Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:52:25 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-20828 Of course Bryan, but you know what they were hoping people would think was "pure". Of course Bryan, but you know what they were hoping people would think was “pure”.

]]> By: Bryan http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-20810 Bryan Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:50:45 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-20810 It doesn't say 100% <i>pure</i> blend. It says 100% <i>juice</i> blend. This makes perfect sense, if you think about it for a moment. It is 100% juice. That's it. No purity is ever stated on the packaging. It doesn’t say 100% pure blend. It says 100% juice blend. This makes perfect sense, if you think about it for a moment. It is 100% juice. That’s it. No purity is ever stated on the packaging.

]]> By: Saskboy http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18995 Saskboy Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:06:22 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18995 Thanks for the details on the strawberries Jay. I have a hunch that the intent of the packagers is to make them appear American, though. Thanks for the details on the strawberries Jay. I have a hunch that the intent of the packagers is to make them appear American, though.

]]> By: Jay http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18992 Jay Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:01:24 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18992 California is a state in Mexico (2 in fact) just as much as it is a state in the US, so nothing weird there. The sharpener instructions are some crassic engrish tho! :) California is a state in Mexico (2 in fact) just as much as it is a state in the US, so nothing weird there.
The sharpener instructions are some crassic engrish tho!

:)

]]> By: Saskboy http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18287 Saskboy Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:02:02 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18287 I know someone who almost lost the end of a finger to a reciprocating hedge clipper, and I don't think they were even drunk or stoned at the time. They did speak some Mandarin though, and a touch of Cantonese. I know someone who almost lost the end of a finger to a reciprocating hedge clipper, and I don’t think they were even drunk or stoned at the time. They did speak some Mandarin though, and a touch of Cantonese.

]]> By: Tanya http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18060 Tanya Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:38:54 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18060 Shit, I have never sharpened a knife before. I couldn't do it after a month of Sundays, let alone after imbibing in my favorite herbal beverages. I would probably chop all my dang fingers off. Although I do know how to operate a chain saw. I have no idea how I managed that. Shit, I have never sharpened a knife before. I couldn’t do it after a month of Sundays, let alone after imbibing in my favorite herbal beverages. I would probably chop all my dang fingers off. Although I do know how to operate a chain saw. I have no idea how I managed that.

]]> By: Saskboy http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18046 Saskboy Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:24:32 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18046 Don't smoke and sharpen. Don’t smoke and sharpen.

]]> By: Tanya http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18045 Tanya Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:22:26 +0000 http://www.abandonedstuff.com/2007/02/28/engrishlesson/#comment-18045 So I guess you don't want me to sharpen your knives then. Well, fine. Sharpen your own knives. See if I care. Hummmph. So I guess you don’t want me to sharpen your knives then. Well, fine. Sharpen your own knives. See if I care. Hummmph.

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