In case you missed it last year, I defined exactly what this mysterious “windchill index” is that you hear so much about, and where it came from. On these bitterly cold Canadian days, it pays to remember with a smile that it drives our isolated blogging loneliness, and wry humours.
Some poor sod looking for the real definition of “windchill” today, had the misfortune of reading my definition instead.
Explanation of Windchill’s index
More updates for the blog are coming tonight, if I don’t freeze outside when I go to plug the car in. It’s going to be -41 with the windchill. What’s “windchill” you might ask if you’re not from Canada? Well it was invented by Sir. Windston Churchchill as an attack threat index during WWII. The more likely we’re to be attacked by the Axis of Evil, the lower the windchill value. Tonight the threat index is high because it’s so low, thanks to rumblings from Iran. North Korea is also peeved they’ve not won any Winter Olympic medals yet too, and have threatened to stop importing James Bond movies to feed to their cattle and starving masses.
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youdunno | 06-Feb-07 at 1:00 am | Permalink
I recommend this short movie which mocks Kim Jong Il and his special agents for buying Hennessy XO abroad :=)
The full 30-minute movie can be watched and downloaded (in WMV or Flash format) at:
http://nk007movie.googlepages.com/