RelapseTV (The title of this entry is in parody of it.)
I must admit, that it’s my job as the leader of the Teleban to be Repulsed by TV, but my job is easy when there are stations such as CTS-TV, and programs like the one featuring Relapsed Catholic Kathie Shaidle.
I taped another episode of “Behind the Story” yesterday. It airs this Sunday at 7PM EST. This time, I was feeling more energized and prepared; went quite well, I thought. Meaning: I lost my temper, and will generate lots of CRTC complaints.
…
“Trudeau said the State had no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Apparently this doesn’t apply to toboggan hills. First we need to nuke the Amazon rainforest so I don’t have to hear about it anymore. Then we need to train all the endangered species to fight terrorists because clearly, our helmet wearing, peanut-allergic wimpy children won’t be prepared to do so.”
That’s the spirit. Kids with serious allergies are wimps. They should man-up, and accept the edema. Do their own tracheotomies, or at least stab their Epi-pen deep into their leg without hesitation. To do less would invite bullying from 8 year old Kathie Shaidles. Who’s next Kathie, do we pick on those fattie diabetic pigs for not eating like the rest of us, since you’ve covered safety conscious vehicle riding wusses, and histamine challenged wimps?
What I find more shocking than the terrible attitude she has, is the pride Kathie takes in her repugnant, bullying views. Kate from Small Dead Animals seems to share this pride by highlighting the ranting to begin with, as if Kathie just told the naked emperor he didn’t have clothes on (instead of the reality, which is telling kids that it’s OK to pick on people who wear common safety gear, or who have to avoid allergens that kill them).
I hadn’t heard of CTS TV before.
We celebrate people who believe that strong relationships with family and friends and moral values are still important in life and important in the television programs they watch.
CTS TV is committed to offering our community “Television You Can Believe In!”
…
Tuesday’s lineup includes:
3:00 PM Touched by an Angel
4:00 PM 7th Heaven
5:00 PM Happy Days
5:30 PM Most Requested Music You Can Believe In
6:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
6:30 PM Step by Step
7:00 PM Full House
7:30 PM The Facts of Life
And in the Alberta Application page:
CTS believes in the importance of the local church and local faiths, reflecting the Alberta religious communities and will schedule time for local churches to reach the needs of their community through television.
Thank you for adding your voice for these wholesome, values-based television services for Calgary and Edmonton.
I had assumed before seeing the show lineup that it was going to be a white-Christian-only TV station, but I see they do cater to other religions as well, and have even thrown in Fresh Prince and Touched by an Angel in to get people of different skin colours on the channel too.
Anyway, there are times I consider myself lucky I don’t have cable TV or a Dish. This time would be one of them. Instead of encouraging people to watch less violent TV by watching less TV, CTS is for asking people to form the insipid TV (Full House) watching habit. It isn’t going to get them away from violent shows like Lost, Dr. Who, and Desperate Housewives - they’ll flip to them when they get bored of the Olsen twins.
==
While I’m linking SDA, I may as well include an article with an exclamation point worth highlighting. Give me a break, Saskatchewan Government. Enough people can’t spell our province’s name to begin with, but now they’re going to think it ends with the letter ‘l’ when they get a grainy fax on provincial letterhead. I’m so glad we spent so much money to rebrand our name. Why don’t we just rename the province to Fort Mac East, and be done with it?
Saskatchewanl Boy, signing off.
Saskboy!, signing off.
You get the picture.
Sphere: Related Content