Highway 32 Nude Calendar and other naked thoughts

Miss Cellania wrote me today with a news story in the Leader Post she’d found. It turns out the Highway32.ca crew that is seeking road repairs from the government, have made a calendar to raise awareness and funds. The province is responsible for fixing highways, but they neglect rural infrastructure to the best of their ability, and use the money on their beloved “education and healthcare” excuse instead. It wouldn’t be so bad if they did spend the money on ed and health instead, but we have among the longest wait times in the country, and I work in the education field, and my wage doesn’t even keep up with inflation.

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A lively commenter has declared breastfeeding “shameful” and “lowerclass”. What are babies supposed to eat, Cordon Bleu?

Apparently, women only breastfeed in public to be exhibitionists, and if we allow that, the whole moral fabric of society will unravel, and we’ll be left with chaos and men peeing and pooping in public [because that never happens right now]. Imagine the anarchy, where instead of “nurse-ins” with breastfeeding mothers protesting for a right to openly bare their boobs to their babies, we’ll have roving mobs of men staging “pee-ins” for the right to pee whenever, wherever they want. Possible sites of protest include the National War Memorial, where urinaters were so rudely interrupted while relieving themselves upon the monument last July. Yup, it’s a slippery slope people, and it will just get slipperier if people keep spraying milk and pee on it all the time. (Sorry for the gross visual image you may have just formed, but we have to remember what chaos would look like if we want to be motivated enough to avoid it.)

There’s absolutely no difference between a mother feeding a crying infant with the organ designed for that purpose, and a guy in a business suit whipping it out so he can answer the call of nature all over the street, floor, or dinner table. I just had an idea. If women wore some kind of long cloth, over their head, and big enough to cover their entire body, they could slip a baby under it, and feed it without exposing any skin. Then decent society would be safe from those attention grubbing mother-monsters.

Oh, I found a cloth just like I was thinking of. I guess all the good ideas were taken years ago. Let’s see about getting these distributed to nursing mothers ASAP!

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Speaking of women who know their place, it’s fortunate for Rona Ambrose that she keeps having conflicting appointments made for her so she doesn’t have to be questioned about the environment.