Water and cameras banned from planes – ninjas, not yet

Air travel is about to get crazier.

“Passenger [sheep] Doreen says she trusts authorities to do whatever it takes to prevent mid-air tragedies, including banning cameras and cell phones from aircraft cabins.” – CJME.com

Stephen Harper, in retaliation against the blogosphere for criticizing him for getting a pilot fired when the captain asked Harper to put away his cell phone for the flight, is making sure no blogger gets pictures on a plane, or any other person gets to keep their cell phone. Take that Free Canada! How did we get from being concerned about box cutters and radical Arabs, to bottles of water and cell phones? I guess we took a hop, skip and a jump from laser pointers and shoes. I still say that next the airlines will ban clothing because it can be burned. But wait! So can hair… full body shave before you get on Air Canada?

I say it’s only 10 years away from them sedating all passengers just like on the movie “5th Element” spaceships. Sleep walkers banned from flying! Embrace your new water bottle stealing overlords, so you can fly comfortably knowing that any hijacker ninja will be just as dehydrated as you are.

I’ve written recently about the recent insanity on the airlines.