Dear Jeopardy! - by Ken Jennings

Ken Jennings won a lot of money on the popular game show Jeopardy just a few dozen months ago. Now he’s telling them how they should run a game show.

In an insane list of “improvements” the obviously whacked Jennings lists:

Fourth, why are there no physical challenges? It doesn’t have to be Nickelodeon déclassé, buckets of green ooze falling from the ceiling. It could be tasteful and restrained. Like, if you know the answer, you have to run from your podium to the gameboard, jump up to touch the clue in question, and give the answer. “What is an Arby-Q?” Then you run back to your podium to select again. Some of these contestants, frankly, could use the exercise. Oh, also, there are angry bees.

It’s their game show for cripes sake. Jennings should learn to do like Bill O’Idiot of Fox News suggests all stupid people do, and “Just Shut Up!”

“The Post” gives the real scoop.

Thanks to John Gushue for the tip on the story.