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IAmNotAfraid.ca is a reactionary website designed to remind Internet-reading terrorists that Canadians are not afraid of them. How does it do that? Well as far as I can tell it does this by reminding average Canadians, as frequently as possible, that terrorism could strike them at any time. To combat fear we need to go to baseball games, since baseball is the natural enemy of terrorists. Eventually we will need new laws so we can deport Canadian terrorists to their grandparents’ homeland overseas, where they will be welcomed with open [fire] arms.
Guess what I’m looking at in the photo that scared me so badly, and you’ll win instructions to build a terrorism alert system! Leave a comment with your best guess. The winner is announced on Friday.
Alison, a Canadian blogger, suggested that someone create ijustwetmypants.ca, and I thought it was a good idea. After all, if Warren Kinsella can become [more] famous by reminding us that terrorists are out there somewhere, then I might become famous for reminding us that reminding everyone all the time only works to further bolster fears about terrorism.
So it is with much gusto that I say to the terrorists reading this webpage, “Go away!” and now I am leaving it to law enforcement to make sure that they do. After all, we can’t even seem to make drunk drivers or smoking go away, and we KNOW those things kill thousands of Canadians every year. Where are the baseball games to decry drunk driving and nicotine addiction? Maybe someone should organize a pub crawl to raise awareness.
There haven’t been a thousand Canadians killed by terrorism in the past 20 years, and if the RCMP and CSIS continue to do their jobs like they did this June, then we should expect another 20 years to pass without anything more than arrests on the news.
Here’s what people are saying about IJUSTWETMYPANTS.CA:
“Saying ‘I am not afraid’ is a bit like saying ‘I do not have venereal disease.’” - RP.
“I laughed, I cried, I pee’d a little.” - Ti-Guy
“[Saskboy is] um, throwing water all over [iamnotafraid.ca].” - Azerbic
“A great spoof site, aimed right at Kinsella’s self-defeating endeavor” - Andrew
This web posting is 100% urea free, and contains only chlorinated tap water. The abject terror depicted is not real, and no Canadians were scared. If you are here regarding incontinence, you can find information regarding your medical condition here. Further “unafraid literature” is available.
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Miguel Campana | 13-Jun-06 at 10:37 pm | Permalink
Awesome! I’m so glad someone called that wanking website what it is!
Ashley | 14-Jun-06 at 1:55 am | Permalink
I’m not sure what to think
1) my boyfriend has put a picture of himself on the internet depicting him wetting his pants
2) i think he has too much interest in pub crawls with drunk drivers
otherwise, great. i agree with Miguel above about that “wanking website” :-)
Stephen Glauser | 14-Jun-06 at 2:20 am | Permalink
Yeah that website is garbage. Me guesses you are looking at that website.
gimbol | 14-Jun-06 at 4:52 am | Permalink
Other names that can be used:
iwearmyheartonmysleeve.ca
ilovecliches.ca
createacrisis.ca
ignorereality.ca
or my all time favorite
TOisthecenteroftheuniverse.ca
Darren | 14-Jun-06 at 5:45 am | Permalink
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur?
RP. | 14-Jun-06 at 6:11 am | Permalink
Brilliant! I lawled.
Ti-Guy | 14-Jun-06 at 8:11 am | Permalink
I laughed, I cried, I pee’d a little.
SkylarKD | 14-Jun-06 at 8:19 am | Permalink
LOL!!!!
But back to serious matters, if fears of terrorism will increase the crowds at Jays games, maybe some good can come of the ‘wanking website’ ;)
balbulican | 14-Jun-06 at 8:21 am | Permalink
Meanwhile the Bunker steps up to the plate and proudly declares what we’re not.
http://www.stageleft.info/2006/06/14/in-the-heroic-spirit-of-kinsella/
(Forgive the whoring, but it IS on topic, and heck, we need the money.)
petey | 14-Jun-06 at 8:32 am | Permalink
my cousin picked his nose on the jumbo-tron at a jays game. he’s my hero.
my guess is you’re looking at a big snarling rabid ferret with 4 eyes and poisonous fangs and a laser rifle.
Saskboy | 14-Jun-06 at 9:04 am | Permalink
Interesting guess Petey.
For those who don’t know Bea Arthur, check this out. For those who know, see this page.
Mark Francis | 14-Jun-06 at 11:24 am | Permalink
A Warren Kinsella libel or defamation suit?
Ti-Guy | 14-Jun-06 at 11:59 am | Permalink
I should venture a guess…”A 400 lb Minuteman wearing a Gordita-stained T-shirt charging towards the border crossing at North Portal ready to stop the infiltration of Islamocanukistani terrorists?”
I think that’s it. I think I won. I’m so excited!!1!
…*piss*
Oops.
Duane | 14-Jun-06 at 2:20 pm | Permalink
Ha. There’s no terrorists in Canada… it’s too cold up here. They cant keep the fertilizer from freezing in their igloo garages, and there isn’t a dogsled team big enough to pull a one tonne fertilizer bomb. Although, I did hear that they were planning on using a really, REALLY BIG MAGNIFYING glass to melt our parliament igloo.
DON CHERRY!!!! WE NEED YOU!!!!!!
Saskboy | 14-Jun-06 at 3:05 pm | Permalink
*shudders* Why does Google Ads, have a “Young Communist League - Youth are the future - the future is socialism” banner displaying on this page? Does Google Adsense detect the presence of urine (albeit fake stuff) on the page and think “Pant wetters? You must be talking about Socialists”?
And I wasn’t going to give any hints as to what I’m looking at, but Don Cherry is not it.
Mark Francis | 14-Jun-06 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
Because “I just peed over Don Cherry” is a watersport image we could do without?
Miss Cellania | 15-Jun-06 at 6:39 am | Permalink
Y’all are just having way too much fun up there!
Saskboy | 15-Jun-06 at 9:13 am | Permalink
What can I say Miss Cellania, when we catch the accused terrorists red handed, it’s hard not to crack a few jokes at their expense :-)
Amanda | 15-Jun-06 at 9:56 am | Permalink
I’m guessing its a dog or cat who has been let run loose without a PFHT.
Mark Bourrie | 15-Jun-06 at 10:41 am | Permalink
Piss on Warren Kisella. Shameless self-promoter.
Saskboy | 15-Jun-06 at 11:15 am | Permalink
Mark there’s nothing wrong with shameless self promotion. Speaking of which, have you seen the PFHT that I created?
Saskboy | 16-Jun-06 at 12:45 pm | Permalink
I’ll reveal what I was looking at, after 7pm MDT today. If no one guesses the right answer by then, I’m keeping the instructions for a terrorism alert kit to myself.
Warren K | 16-Jun-06 at 3:35 pm | Permalink
[comment editted for potty talk, and because the writer isn't who they claimed to be]
Errrr…um, Saskboy….
How did you find that picture of me picking the inflamed scabs off my peepee anyway?
As far as I know, the only two people that could have a copy are my good [sex] buddy, Bea A. and the photo developing chick at the Wal-Mart just down the street from my office.
Just send those instructions to my office…pre-paid of course since we need all the dough we can muster.
Your friend for life,
Warren Kinsella['s troll]
Saskboy | 16-Jun-06 at 6:31 pm | Permalink
Here is the solution, click and you’ll see the obvious answer.
Saskboy | 17-Jun-06 at 9:31 pm | Permalink
The Toronto Sun posted an editorial on this entry. Welcom to all Sun readers.
Abandoned Stuff by Saskboy » Blog Archive » A Blogger’s Pissing Match? | 18-Jun-06 at 10:24 am | Permalink
[...] Antonia Zerbisias of The Toronto Star wrote an update to the iamnotafraid.ca website, citing a notice that instead of the Jays game on the 25th of June, they’ll be boosting the cause against terrorism at another event that won’t possibly conflict with the Pride Day parade and party, which is a more obvious “piss off” to the terrorists, and coincidentially other more numerous sectors of society as well. Since the Toronto Sun wrote about my “pissing contest” with Kinsella’s site after The Star did, clearly The Star’s Antonia got the “#1″ scoop on this story. [...]
themusicgod1 | 22-Jun-06 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
There haven’t been a thousand Canadians killed by terrorism in the past 20 years, and if the RCMP and CSIS continue to do their jobs…
So long as we can keep CSIS (and the RCMP?) from killing innocent civilians and judges in their own terrorist attacks on the canadian populace. Or does their terror count as terror?
Saskboy | 20-Sep-06 at 10:14 am | Permalink
Granted they didn’t do their job for Arar, but that was American torture policy at work as well.
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best-ferret | 21-Dec-06 at 10:15 am | Permalink
LOL somebody should digg that image its so great….
Saskboy | 21-Dec-06 at 10:50 am | Permalink
Be my guest Best-ferret. Anyone can submit a link to Digg.
forumgids | 22-Dec-06 at 10:03 am | Permalink
So where is the anti terrorist kit?
Also my guessing is that you were having a ‘happy’ moment before you peed your pants because it’s so high.
classic-wagons | 22-Dec-06 at 4:18 pm | Permalink
Whats with the candadian flag? lol
MIG!!! | 09-Jan-07 at 8:09 am | Permalink
You pissed your pants.. hahahahahahahaha:b NERDY BERZERDY
do you want to pee with me?? WEIRDO! PISSHEAD HA!!!
DILDO!!…
Saskboy | 09-Jan-07 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
Forumgids the kit was something I didn’t have to invent because no one won it. It was going to be something like a bell on a string to put across the door.
classic-wagons it’s for comedic effect, which MIG doesn’t understand because he has no sense of humour.
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