Left Lane Bandits

TheFordFocusWagon’s Lins writes about John Gormley’s questionable crusade against drivers who use the left lane of a 4 lane highway, at or slightly below the speed limit. While I have some sympathy for people in a hurry, the general truth is that impatience on the highway can kill, and letting the urge to drive faster than all other people overtake your thoughts, is the highway to a high gas bill, speeding tickets, higher insurance, and more serious accidents. Unless you’re drunk, high, talking on a cell, an ambulance, police, firecrew, or a frantic parent with sick child, you have no reason to be driving on average more than 20km/h above the posted speed limit for your highway. Cars and especially SUVs can’t respond quickly enough at that speed to human reflexes when a road hazard such as deer, children, or potholes jump in front of your vehicle. And in SK, you know all about potholes jumping in front of your wheels.

Instead of worshiping vigilante patron saints like Trevor [or was it Tyler?] the former producer of Gormley’s CKOM radio show who is the “patron saint of left lane bandits”, we should be encouraging people to slow down, save their temper, save gas, save a little doe, and save lives. I have a radical idea. Instead of passing someone who’s driving slower than you by 5km/h, ask yourself why they are driving so much more slowly. Surely they want to get where they are going as quickly as possible too? Maybe they have a good reason for going the speed limit, other than it being the law.

Perhaps we should feature some kind of entertainment on the back of vehicles, making it undesirable to pass in most cases? The Entertainment would have to be engaging, yet not distracting. Maybe retrofit all vehicles to have a flat screen television on the back bumper? It can’t be any more dangerous than driving while on a cell phone, right?