How come there is no well known geek sex advice columnist? Canada’s Sue Johanson comes close, but even she probably can’t understand every question like, “What’s sexier? A Pentium D 3GHz with 2GB DDR, and 300GB storage, or my girlfriend?” She’d probably have an answer, but she wouldn’t understand why anyone could consider a computer “sexy”. Actually, come to think of it, I can’t either. That’s a really odd thing to think, and heaven help that guy if he ever posed that question to his girlfriend.
So anyway, if anyone needs any advice concerning geek love, please leave a question or send an email. No real names are required if you have an embarassing question, and I promise not to let you see me laugh if it’s funny.
Editing a photo of a beau into a heart is a common sign of “geek affection”.
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Ross | 13-May-06 at 11:48 pm | Permalink
im sorry but anyone who asks “What’s sexier? A Pentium D 3GHz with 2GB DDR, and 300GB storage, or my girlfriend?” doesn’t deserve to be answered because of the risk they might reproduce.
Saskboy | 13-May-06 at 11:57 pm | Permalink
Ross, I’m going to pretend I didn’t laugh at that, to encourage people with questions to ask. ;-)
Ross | 14-May-06 at 2:22 am | Permalink
for all you geeks out there looking for love please feel free to endorse and support the make slut a good word campaign at http://breakfastmeat.blogspot.com/2006/05/knee-in-my-package-make-slut-good-word.html . also feel free to contact me at rlegaarden@sasktel.net and i can forward any questions about sex and relationships to some close friends of mine that are of the female gender and are experienced in and love sex. we can make this a weekly or monthly abandoned stuff/breakfast meat column.
im not sure saskboy but i think this has potential.
Stephen Glauser | 14-May-06 at 3:03 am | Permalink
Everything is italicized. You need to learn how to end (x)html tags!
Ross | 14-May-06 at 3:20 am | Permalink
im not seeing anything italicized on my end.
Saskboy | 14-May-06 at 11:13 am | Permalink
I fixed the X [D?] HTML problem, and it wasn’t me who put that extra em tag in there, that was all Word Press. It likes to have one blog entry break everything else, which is starting to become a thorn in my side.
Saskboy | 14-May-06 at 1:15 pm | Permalink
I’m really quite astonished no one’s remarked on the photo yet.
Ross | 29-May-06 at 1:14 am | Permalink
i liked the photo
Ashley | 20-Jul-06 at 10:29 pm | Permalink
i know lots about sex…..no one has asked me anything
Saskboy | 20-Jul-06 at 10:30 pm | Permalink
Me neither, as you can see.